So, long story short, I will be deleting my Twitter account in the near future. I still love the app and adore the comedians that bust out the best one liners within the platform. But I need a break from the political side of it all. Trump is the worst thing that has ever happened to Twitter and frankly, I think someone should shut it down like they did to Vine.
Allow me to be a bit self-absorbed while I make this list of my favourite (and still important today) tweets that I’ve posted in the last 7 years of my account. I want to document them in one place, so I can show my kids what my random thoughts were like. I am not going to explain any of these tweets. So, enjoy the ambiguity. Sorry in advance.
Go insane, go insane throw some glitter make it rain now now let me see them hands let me let me see them hands! I ❤ Ke$ha’s songs!!!!
7:25 PM – 18 Feb 2011
Guess who’s on level 1000 of Unblock Me?? That’s rite! MOI!
2:54 PM – 23 Feb 2011
So there’s a Hot Wheels bike 4 boys, a Barbie bike 4 girls but there’s no bike 4 aliens!! 😦 Don’t u think they get bored up there in space?
Lemonade Mouth= BEST. MOVIE. EVER!!!!! 😀
Well… That was just….. Very disturbing!! Go see a councilor! 🙂
Just watched Never Say Never. Really inspired by some little canadian boy. Live ur CRAZZZYYY life, @justinbieber
U know what? Calm down, I just don’t want to tell u rite now, okay?? Geez
@TheCodySimpson , I just watched ur performance on So Random and LOVED IT!!! Ur sooo talented and I love ur music!
Sitting on the couch watching Phineas and Ferb!! 😀 love this show!
Ok so u know how people feel like 1 million bucks? Well… My body feels like a penny…. :S 😦
@tessa_clarke I wanna be so famous that I have to have my babies in Africa! 😉
WOWIE! ADELE SINGING BEAUTIFULLY, CHRIS BROWN FLYING & DANCING, BRITNEY TRIBUTE, and BEYONCÉ PREGGS! 🙂 still
This is awkward…
#b-dayparties when u don’t really know people
Inspiring improv tonight. Learned a lot from watching some IN-CRED-IBLE dancers and friends! Very blessed to have that opportunity! 🙂
Why does music keep me from my homework?? ;P When I’m listening to my iPod while doing hw, & good songs come on, I have to get up & dance!
Friday! School dance and Selena Gomez concert!
Really happy with my straightened hair today! 🙂 But I just realized I have to put it in a bun for ballet…
Dear weekends, Please never end. K, thanks! Signed, I don’t want to wake up tomorrow morning!
I’m too inspired to go to bed right now….
Spending my last few hours of 2011 watching Boy Meets World.
Just finished the second Hunger Games book. Such a good ending. O.O
All dressed up and ready to go for the
#HungerGames premiere. Too bad I can’t see it till next weekend. #lifeasadancer
If I could wear sweatpants and a hoodie everyday, I would…
There’s never a dull moment with dance. 🙂 Kinda like it.
Sometimes I just need some time away from everything.
@tessa_clarke: Trinity: you know what they say, you don’t know.” that’s like her catch phrase 😉
These past few days have been so special. So many memories and they will not be forgotten. Love you all. God bless.
It’s difficult for me to say goodbye to something when saying hello is like a second nature.
Ugh. School is so pointless anyways…
Andrew Garfield just quickly became my obsession after that movie.
Spending National Dance Day at my cabin that doesn’t have electricity.
Inspiration can come from anywhere or anyone at any time at any place in your life.
I think too much. Especially at night.
Those car trips where you listen to almost your whole music library. 🙂
CHANNING TATUM ISSS SOOO HOT HE’S MAKING ME MELT
Those people that you could listen to them talk all day.
I imagine what my body would sound like.
Happy birthday to most astonishing singer I know.
@ingridmusic , your music has made me realize there’s no other way to live than to love.
Christmas is the happiest and saddest day of the year.
Sometimes I hate sleep. Sometimes I think it just shouldn’t be a necessity. Then, there would be time to do the things we want. Anyone else?
@CoryMonteith: Gleeks of my Homeland: Don’t miss the return of #Glee – Jan 24 at 9pm ET/PT on @Global_TV” wouldn’t miss it for the world!!
Just keep convincing yourself that you are capable
I absolutely love guys who can sing.
At a loss for words . . .
We’re all just constantly trying to locate the “why”
It’s so nice and warm outside.
#happyday #happytweet #happyeverything
Grandma, this weekend is for you.
did anyone feel that? Did ANYONE feel that?! DID ANYONE FEEL THAT? -my class right now
No more cue cards. No more cramming. No more papers with useless words on them. I have finished my 9th year of school. 🙂
I desire not to stray… But I must.
Think it’s about time to bring out the heroes for my dizzied-mind called the EARPHONES.
Favourite thing about today? Being in a room with not just dancers but ARTISTS. I’m so grateful that dance can bring us all together.
@MMRAW for your class today!! It’s so much fun to dance with you. 🙂 #thunderation #warmfuzzies #sallywalker #PostLSCdepression
Going to *$
Just wanna be “cool”
I feel like in the near future we will call each other by our usernames and not our actual names. Woah. Hope not.
The difference in pop culture from 1920’s to 2013 @Andreapolak3
Haven’t cried in awhile. Not sure if that’s a bad thing or a good thing.
I can’t handle @McSensfan
“When I grow up, I want to be a garbage truck because then I go around and see the houses.” -Trinity
Vintage cotton sweaters have become a big part of my life.
Dom is here. I am happy.
The “WOO” in I Will Wait makes my life.
“Work hard, party harder.” -mr shulist’s philosophy. Wise words, my friends.
I listened to 7 Things this morning and it made the start to my day much better. Miley never disappoints.
I’ve got issues but don’t need some tissues thank you very much
You know you can never judge someone’s dancing on just a photo. You have to be present in their movement to realize grasp what you’re seeing
So down to lie down
I really want to bring back skorts.
Trying to hide from our problems is like playing hide and seek in a small room
Special moment: looking into someone’s eyes and they’re looking too and even if it’s for just two seconds, you know they care about you.
Being a teenager in the 80’s probably would have been much better. 🙂
My right hip flexor needs to STOP painfully stabbing me every time I bring my leg above 5 degrees…
Patrick Chan, you are so beautiful on frozen water… GAHH
There is not a single Ingrid Michaelson song that I wouldn’t dance to. Period
Oh wow (Ever realized how many ways this can be read?)
It’s so funny how we can flashback in our flashbacks
You caught me when I was winking
I’m sad to say the only thing I will miss about being 15 is that I need a new theme song. T-swift’s song has expired.
I wish that as soon as you see a cute boy, they are like shielded from other people so that it’s all for you.
Whoever put in the time to write those hearts on everyone’s lockers, bless you. You are making a lot of Tigers happy today!
Come back when you can
So. This is. Amazing. http://youtu.be/1us197eB6gQ
The fact that Mme Roch told me today that she used to be able to do the splits made my day so much better.
Everytime Heart’s A Mess comes on, I just freaking lose it and have to scream “DESPERATE TO CONNEECTTT”
Toronto, why do I get depressed every time I have to leave you? I swear I will live in you one day.
And a Britney song was on. And a Britney song was on. And a Britney song WAS ON.
“A keather student.” “A what?” “A KEATHER STUDENT!” “Oh a cash register.” “Yes a keather student.”
The Sprouse twins live some seriously rad lives.
Bucket list: go to a performance at 54 Below.
What else can I say? I love my team. I love Ottawa. Good night
Mia Michaels’ class made me so happy. Thank you.
@MMRAW 🙂 #neverlandbound
Tuna+avocado+cheese=greatest taste on earth
I love to listen to him.
I’m so happy I’m 16 because the 6teen theme song is ma true jam.
It’s a three-braids kind of day
When you see bae
Who’s down for a party where we just play BOP IT
I just want to be homeeee. Not stuck in some creepy town in the states.
Commercials just keep getting worse and worse ughh
I find it so funny that gymnasts can just hang out in ponché pose.
I need to play Cards Against Humanity ASAP
If I die young, bury me in yogurt covered pretzels.
Finished my summer with 4 bowls of cereal. Yepppppp
“Never ever EVER leave home without your periodic table. It’s your toolbox. Without it you’re useless.” -mr Ruddy
@jumpdance day 1 is complete
Everything just seems to be whizzing by. I can’t focus on one thing, in particular
This chem group chat is bae right now
Just remember, your best is ALWAYS sticker-worthy.
@miikaelapereira we’ll see. The past is long gone.
#RudD must decide.
@JordynSH7 the Chem life didn’t choose you, you chose the chem life
Taught ruddy what third-wheeling was in chem class
Get your G2 license and suddenly your message app isn’t so empty.
You can hate on my running shoes. Go ahead. But my arches feel like beasts.
My bed seems to be the best place now but I’m still a little turnt…
I will always love and respect
musicals musicals musicals broadway broadway broadway I WANT TO BE IN A SHOW ONE DAY
I just want to dance I just want to dance I just want to dance I just want to dance I just want to dance I just want to dance. PLEASE
Dear @OfficialAdele , I’ve overplayed your old albums WAY too much recently. I need your new album in my life soon. Sincerely, every dancer.
I will never comprehend the power of dance. But I will always ALWAYS be fulfilled by it.
#DGB #DIFD Thank u to all the dancers & teachers.
So this week was definitely one to remember. DGB, fun rehearsals, shaping sound, improv tonight & my birthday tomorrow. Cant ask for better.
You go Beck. Good fo you.
“Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.” -My icon for today
Late night thoughts: I kinda like it when people start a conversation with me with “Clarke.”
Listening to the anthem and missing our lip-sync sessions in Bartlett’s….
Still can’t get over the smile he gave me this morning. Chills…
I am not lying to you when I say that I will NOT GET THROUGH THIS WEEK UNLESS THERE IS A SNOW DAY OR MY SCHOOL BURNS DOWN.
So much post-comp depression. So much.
First summer with my license and I’m stoked to have the open road, Windows down and the sun shining
watching ballet videos is my favourite pass time
I apologize for the mess I am about to appear as today.
Will never forget these people
Highlight of my weekend: Salsa duet with the Shimmy King (aka:
No but seriously, how are Broadway musicals so incredible??!?
Perfect afternoon with trin: tea party and backyard gymnastics
I would be lying if I said I didn’t notice the changes in our lives day by day. I’m constantly aware of the shifts.
When I dream of my future, I see me dancing in a show 8 times a week. That’s where I want to be, that’s where I’ll get.
@SaraBareilles comes on during shuffle, I get some kind of surreal emotion. She just gets music.
@ingridmusic ‘s Turn to Stone just decided to come up right after Sara and my life has just been explained to me. Gahhhhhhhhhh
The lyrics “Four cities, two planes, the same day” actually relate to me today. EWR->OKC
me: hi did a group of girls come by here? man at desk: i wish. This happened to me twice in 2 mins.
Sometimes the world throws imbalances everywhere. And you have a small aneurism.
“There’s politics everywhere.” -my Uber driver tonight.
July brought me glorious treasures. And August will be the cherry on top
You can really find out a lot about a person by the style and colour of their dance journal.
Ryan Foley told me today to just go for my dance dream. Well alright. I guess I will.
If something is funny, laugh. Laugh so hard that your muscles get stronger. LAUGH. LAUGH. HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHH
“Life is good. Life is hard.” -Sean Howe
“This song doesn’t make sense!” -Trinity about Milkshake by Kelis
@stephrutherford . That is what I feel.
I wish people didn’t have opinions on each other because we are constantly transforming into better versions of ourselves.
Arabesque en plié is the stuff I live for
Sometimes you’re up. Sometimes you’re flat on the floor trying to get your middle splits better.
I’m making decisions that will affect my entire life. That’s not scary at all. No. I’m fine. Totally fine.
I’m surprised I haven’t cried at school yet this year.
When you theatre jazz all day and you realize this is the life you want to live 24/7. Ya.
Me: “Are we doing Stoich this year?” Ruddy: “a very limited amount…” Me: “Limited… Not excess?”
“Make it matter.” –
@MMRAW today in class. She is truly one of my inspirations for breaking past standards & being you. Thank you!!!!
I desire a life that is a constant pas de deux, with lullabies of the piano on repeat.
Death by chemistry
Be there or be cyclobutane
@miikaelapereira hahaha it’s only in due time that Chem jokes will slowly become all you think about.
The Broadway snapchat feed is giving me EXTREME feels of missing NYC. When will I live there??!!!
It’s a beautiful day to wake up because it’s MOLE DAY!
Bread is a gift. To all that require a little pick me up. Or in my case, to ACTUALLY GET ME OFF THE FLOOR.
If you don’t know
@troyesivan yet, you need to
Thought it was: “And if you broke an owl ninja, and I keep you sheltered from the storm that’s raging on.” for the longest time
you, you, you.
“What about love? Have I ever mentioned love?”
“I don’t know ether.” –
THANK THE LORD for YouTube. Without it, I wouldn’t be able to watch Gene Kelly’s old dance videos so easily. He was and is legendary.
“You’ll always be ready but you can never be ruddy.” –
Dance always takes priority. I guess you could say it’s a carboxylic acid.
#chemislife ( @seanmillr thought of this)
If there’s one thing
@justinbieber has shown me, it’s that he understands the power of dance.
Well I did it. I applied to Juilliard.
I haven’t slept in 3 months, my mind is nonstop future planning, my room is a mess. So my health isn’t a #1 priority anymore? Great, thanks.
I actually corrected Mr. Ruddy today. Put it on my resume.
the first thing I will do on Xmas break is read a book. that is not for an essay. not for a project. but for me. for my health & well-being.
Feeling very grateful for my guy friends recently
Essays on essays on essays on applications on applications on stress on stress on stress.
Watch me strike a pose on my wasted time
I just lip-chapped my lips for 5 mins straight. Good night Twitter.
I am going to the 1975 in Toronto in May and I am so excited I could cry.
If i wear a scarf, it is only appropriate that I run through my house and let it blow in the wind
Kanyé: “Yo Newton, ima let you finish but Huygen had the best theory of light of all time.”
@ann_presley thought of this. #physicsislife
People don’t kill sig figs. Sig figs kill people.
A no-name apple juicebox from Ruddy saved my life today.
Rip Sem 1 2015-2016 SCH4U. I’ll never forget the shins, timbits, “the Élaine” dancing, bumsies, grinds, and laughs.
“You die when you stop learning.” -Miss Folkes
let’s have soft served ice cream, put on my indie/alternative playlist and remember the good times
Dear me: Disrupting your growth, demolishing your ambition, wrecking your curiosity, interrupting your self-love. Stop doing this. Love Bri.
The most embarrassing thing is getting called out by RYAN FREAKING FOLEY for not having a toe tap on your tap shoe during tap line.
I’m not emotional. I just think sometimes about how he doesn’t love me and how I feel empty without him. And I get sad. No big deal.
Still laughing about the fact that I had a dance off with miss folkes on friday. and she almost beat me.
In need of a really deep hug. Like the one where you can feel the sadness oozing out of you while someone who cares about you holds you. Ya.
@McC_Liam for being a real MVP today
Tonight I figured out something v crucial in my life: ……………………………………I love to be in the middle of dance circles.
Thought: open up the new day like your fav restaurant just got a whole new menu. Yes, it’s complicated and problematic. But you still go.
It’s saddening to look back on the last two years and realize that you would have been much happier if you hadn’t met a certain person.
“All in moderation, my dear, all in moderation. Too much [insert anything] can be a dangerous thing for a pure, young girl.”
“We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren’t our best. Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less.” -bo yo
Do you ever wish someone walked around with you and observed your life? They could reveal to you all the mistakes you make?
4:26 am: I should get a tattoo on my inner thighs of circular arrows to direct my turnout muscles outwards
These are my sons and the last one is my dad
Would never wish upon my greatest enemy for them to wake up crying. It is a miserable way to start ur day & should never happen to anyone.
My dad just won best dance dad. He texted me this: “enjoy a week of musicality.” Eat your heart out Prop Dads !!
Even though T-Swift’s Red album may basically be one big cliché, I find myself going back to it in times of need.
I’m just really in love with Miley Cyrus.
My current state of sickness: I sneeze too hard and my shoulder starts to spasms and doesn’t stop until the short second of unconsciousness when I sneeze again.
Guilty pleasures: Other people have the Kardashians, shopping sprees, etc… I have youtubers and ex-viners.
Trying to remind myself that not EVERY year has to be a good year. It’s about the journey and the amount of love that is shared. This year coming up could be the worst one yet… but if I’m going into it with love, I’m doing okay. Happy New Year!!
“I had all and then most of you, some, and now none of you.” GORGEOUS LYRIC
Hi! Yes, my name is Brianna Clarke and I would like to audition. No… I didn’t have time to recover from my last audition or put on proper clothing but I’d still like to be seen for the part. My demi-pointe currently looks like this: is that suitable for your company?
Also in honour of
@joshgroban and @SaraBareilles hosting the tonys remember when the uncharted music video was the biggest musical collaboration of our generation?! https://youtu.be/zlxB9zGH8GU STILL SO GOOD
Contemplating if watching
@TheTonyAwards by myself is a good idea but then again, I will be having multiple panic attacks every time I see Andrew Rannells on screen